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[24 May 2009|12:31am] |
oh, yawn. so heteronormative. ♥
bbl i have an appointment with our newly installed outdoor waterfall & hot tub & some SPF 45 (have decided one can never be too careful, even in pitch darkness!) ♥ if any of you would like to join me, please surrender all lethal weaponry as defined by the Neopolis County Bylaws (don't ask me which or where, jfgi) at the gate ♥ and as always, bring your own lubricant ♥
kisses!
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[16 May 2009|04:47pm] |
i'm oh-so-sorry to interrupt everyone's soggy, heartfelt, and occasionally deliciously homoerotic whoops & greetings but:
I REQUIRE MEDICAL ATTENTION
my face is peeling omg ;_;
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[06 May 2009|11:37pm] |
MWUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AT LAST, THE POWER HAS BEEN RESTORED TO ME
LOOK OUT, BITCHES, I'M TAKING OVER THIS TERRITORY
crafted from old bedsheets, a curtain, a bucket or so of blood ♥ dressing up whores is so much fun ♥
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[03 May 2009|09:13pm] |
my ass hurts ♥ i have not been fucked, i have not been spanked, i have not so much as been touched by any of these SO-CALLED MASTERS OF HOMOEROTICISM ♥ no, it would appear that horses are the cause of my eternal soreness, which i might mention is not confined to my perspiration-drenched derriere, but no! i am bruised all over my poor, frail body ♥ i imagine this is what it felt to be Catherine the Great, only thinner ♥ and i would eat sarah palin's pussy for a tube of sunscreen.
# of ejections from beastly creature mistakenly referred to as a '''beauty''': 4
# of times i have awoken spooned by longstaff: 2
# of times passe d out fms exdv
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[29 Apr 2009|09:36pm] |
oh, counselor bob. you adorable little conglomeration of neurons and ganglia. wouldn't you know, i merely make a quick stop to his jar to spread around my inherent fabulous {{it literally drips from my body, like tinkerbell fairy dust!}} and he oh-so-kindly offers up his very best advice {{gold stars for effort, i always say!}} which is to realize there are bigger things in this world than myself.
precious! ♥;
at bobby's request, a list of things bigger than gigi are as follows:
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that's all for now, my delectable cherries and cupcakes! ♥ ♥ ♥
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[25 Apr 2009|12:44am] |
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oh my sweet oprah. if you're all taking E, then why on earth hasn't any violent sex been occurring? haven't you even tried the cigarette burn trick? tsk tsk, children. keep up with the class.
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[21 Apr 2009|07:49pm] |
needless to say i am feeling about as fabulous as a ROCK ♥ not a unabashedly gaudy jenny-from-the-block rock, nor the earthy and charming hunk of turquoise found on jutting from a cliffside -- no, just your run-of-the-mill, mass-produced pebble beneath your uncle's rob's tires. i am beginning to suspect that this is what borderline suicidal pre-teens feel on a daily basis and i am disturbed in an ever-so-detached sort of way. perhaps it be the inch-thick layer of mucous restricting my oxygen flow, but you know, anything's possible.
brb, my viral culture is ready ♥
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we're all going to die.
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[14 Apr 2009|11:40pm] |
phallus. phallus. phallus.
are we clear now, honey dumpling? ♥ can we now move on to euphemisms for holding hands and open-mouthed kissing? or do you still need time to afljdsgkl swallow?
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[06 Apr 2009|01:54pm] |
I MUST SAY I AM FRANKLY INSULTED ♥
to think the general populace could be responsible for such a grave and vital thing such as designing supersuits -- it makes me fairly faint with rage the indignity. AND WHAT AM I, MISTER EVERYMAN? a piece of lint dangling from your inexpertly tailored shirttail? this is ironically enough what our darling joe was describing last night! why, if aretha were alive right now, she'd give you a piece of her mind!
which is naturally why i simply cannot participate. oh, you can try to coerce as much as a sketch out of me -- but take out your whips, your paddles, your nipple clips, your hot wax and your handcuffs -- and while i must confess i'll be tempted -- i. will not. waver.
so it is, so it will be ♥
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[30 Mar 2009|09:16pm] |
| Which Jonas Brother is Right for You Your Result: Joe Jonas You got Joe Jonas! This sexy guy is the perfect match for any girl. He's sweet, but he has a playful side, just like you! Your perfect date with Joe would be at a concert or just chilling at his house watching a movie. No matter what, Joe would know how to make it better and would make the ideal boyfriend <3 | | Nick Jonas | | | Kevin Jonas | | Which Jonas Brother is Right for You
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Discuss.
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[21 Mar 2009|01:16pm] |
i'm terribly sorry i won't be able to stick around long enough to view the doubtless FABULOUS opening of THE SCOTTISH PLAY, but i'm afraid i have a date with a spaniard and his lovely lady friend, the margarita ♥
kisses! may the fab be with you ♥
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[09 Mar 2009|07:07pm] |
ATTN: MY ADORABLE ACTORLINGS
at the behest of our esteemed director, it seems i must inquire as to which of you are actually comfortable with appearing on stage wearing any of the following:
♥ (tightish) leather pants or leggins
♥ costumes which expose/partially expose the legs, midriff, or nipples
♥ sheer fabrics, including tulle and nylon
♥ pieces meant to highlight insignificant physical gender disparities
♥ furs, skins, or any other kind of animal product
♥ heels exceeding 3"
please do hesitate to make your objections known and hinder the process of true creativity.
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[07 Mar 2009|12:06am] |
i heard you'd got AIDS or something with fungus so i'm just letting you know, cupcake, that if you gave me AIDS you can bet your lamentably sweet derriere that you'll be immediately pinned, petrified, and donated to the Natural History Museum to be documented for all time as the first insect in history to contract an immunodeficiency disease ♥ ♥ &hearts
that's all.
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[22 Feb 2009|03:02pm] |
(OOC: posted a half-hour or so after this)
( Private to Tulio )
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never let me die
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[07 Feb 2009|11:03pm] |
for all of you poor poodles faced with what must be a TERRIFYING TRANSFORMATION this weekend, i offer my DEEPEST most HEARTFELT CONDOLENCES ♥♥ and will ensure that you all receive a very large slab of either milk or dark chocolate {feel free to comment with your personal preference ♥} that's what they do in harry potter, right?
sadly, there is a chance -- a very small chance, of course, but a chance is a chance is a chance! -- that some of you will not make it through the full moon. lots of things can happen to little werewolves! in the event that you do die, you will of course be wondering: what's going to happen to my body? is it really going to be burned or buried underground, taking up valuable space and serving the community absolutely no good whatsoever??? well FEAR NOT, mein lieblings, because you can change all that in a few simple steps! ♥♥♥ but what do you mean, gigi darling? you must be asking yourself ♥ to which i reply:
have you ever considered becoming an organ donor? no? well perhaps you should! there are millions of people out there in need of organ transplants, and not enough people are donating for them to survive! these include little children with cancer, all the way to kindly grandparents with failing hearts. all of these people deserve to live, and heck, you'd already be dead! what do you need your liver for? thus, i urge you to seriously consider this!! ♥
oh and make sure to indicate that you're fine with donations for cosmetic surgeries ♥ you do want this woman to get her face fixed, don't you? ♥
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[05 Feb 2009|12:04pm] |
GUESS WHAT? IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M BACK ♥♥♥
STRANGELY ENOUGH, though i do notice now that the TOM BINNS NECKLACES i was wearing are MISSING ♥ as is the silver button i was going to sew back onto my hat ♥ ♥ i also feel uncommonly sore all over which i feel signifies criminal mistreatment at the hands of whoever my mysterious captor was ♥
i simply shan't go back and read all your piteous cries demanding my return, it would make me terribly sad and i would have such trouble keeping myself together in pyrotechnics ♥
( Filtered to Stella, Ella, Heather, Molly, Phoebe, Iz, Lauren and whoever else his friends are I FORGET PLZ USE YOUR DISCRETION )
[Edited to add, a couple minutes later]
ira and tulio dearest? why can't i find my missile-studded princess tiara, six chanel suits, python stuart weitzman boots, twelve pairs of via spiga flats, stella mccartney tunic dress, patent jimmy choo handbag, burberry prorsum spring overcoat or my ARETHA FRANKLIN REPLICA HAT???
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[01 Feb 2009|04:23pm] |
well well, LOOKIT ME, LOOKIT ME, ever~so~fashionably late to the party ♥ i'm afraid i shan't be commenting on any of your delightful entries because, well, i simply haven't read any of them! my apologies! but i don't really care! ♥ ♥ ♥
if you don't know me {{which is something, i must say i find a mind-bogglingly difficult concept to grasp my head around! a life spent bereft of me!}} my name is GIGI. just one word, like madonna. {{last year i was BARBARELLA but plz don't call me that anymore i've ♥ ♥ ♥ moved on artistically, emotionally, and spiritually}} i'm 18 ♥ cute ♥ single ♥ and in the SCIENCE FACULTY, currently rooming with...well, we won't get into that just yet.
soooo, for me to get to know everyone {{who matters!}} comment here and tell me what your dream costume is! go crazy, go excessive, go overboard!!! LEAVE OUT NO DETAILS ♥ ♥ ♥
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